| Player | Time | Comment | 
|---|---|---|
| sg4e | 00:00:00 | ffs delete this rom and play Legend of the River King instead | 
| Fawn | 00:00:00 | |
| tapioca | 01:07:48 | women fear me, fish want me | 
| Magicalgnome | 01:13:30 | |
| shoehorse | 01:22:29 | Darn! | 
| poptart_cat | 01:34:44 | drive fast eat bass | 
| Altermentality | 01:53:25 | I'm still a power tube main | 
| Giga | 01:56:01 | Like playing Wetrix from the perspective of the duck | 
| sp0ck1 | 03:13:21 | It is better to have fished and lost than to have never fished at all |