| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| TossedFish | 00:00:00 | Early retirement from the green mohawk. |
| Synii | 01:37:31 | Missing special punches all day |
| poptart_cat | 01:37:40 | never beat that guy in the canada shorts, he's the real champ |
| sp0ck1 | 02:41:57 | Hey kid, wanna become unstoppable? Hold Z and R, and hold the control stick down right, then alternate pressing A and B. It's true! |