| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Remnant | 01:13:16 | Headline writer runs out of ideas |
| tapioca | 01:31:52 | breaking news! game honestly not that bad! |
| TossedFish | 01:41:37 | Local paperboy terrorizes monkey trying to read the paper. |
| Giga | 01:43:57 | The right paperboy in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. |
| sp0ck1 | 03:23:52 | This game stopped sparking joy at Mt. Kablooie, and then resumed sparking joy once I found out I could leave Mt. Kablooie https://clips.twitch.tv/TsundereRelievedSalsifyBudStar-1_eZNGrI3jXsp7Rf |
| Altermentality | 03:24:56 | special thanks to da share zone |