| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| poptart_cat | 00:08:20 | Bad Mister Frosty® |
| Giga | 00:10:22 | Ready for my Clayfighters esports career now! |
| Synii | 00:11:33 | Game: Now go play on an actual difficulty mode you scrub! |
| Altermentality | 00:12:57 | Only 90s kids remember |
| Remnant | 00:13:01 | Manual doesn't even say what your combos are, SMH |
| TossedFish | 00:13:13 | CLUCK YOU! |
| sp0ck1 | 00:13:16 | Hitting a clay Earthworm Jim while sounding like a character from Mickey's Speedway USA is one of the most gratifying experiences I've had this February |
| Kumama | 00:15:36 |