| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Altermentality | 00:00:00 | The rings were actually the best part |
| Synii | 01:20:44 | A better game than Earthworm Jim 3D |
| Remnant | 01:41:12 | Lex Wins! |
| sp0ck1 | 02:26:32 | Stuck in a wet void |
| TossedFish | 02:26:34 | Superman steals babies. https://clips.twitch.tv/VictoriousIgnorantShrewTheTarFu-u9p3zgh5a_JQtHqD |