| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Altermentality | 00:00:00 | No fruit cup? |
| shoehorse | 00:00:00 | Simultaneous both the best Army Man game and Star Wars game on the N64 |
| Theodore Vellum | 00:00:00 | |
| poptart_cat | 02:07:03 | Army Men: Woodstock's Heroes |
| tapioca | 02:08:40 | I'm freeeeee |
| Synii | 02:13:08 | Thank you Purple crate for showing up at the right time. Time to wail on the boss! |
| Giga | 02:17:30 | What happened to Sarge? He used to be good to go |
| TossedFish | 02:18:09 | BOMBSHEEEEEELL - As cool as Felicity sounds, bombshell is just as badass. |
| Remnant | 02:31:44 | Strafing is the best weapon in the game |
| riocoys | 03:17:15 | Not bad but definitely frustrating |
| sp0ck1 | 03:31:03 | Secure the uh...uhh...three Sarges! |