| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Flant | 01:59:57 | got a golden pig postgame :) |
| Remnant | 02:19:45 | Anti-Guy Squad is no joke |
| poptart_cat | 02:58:51 | every game should end with a parade |
| TossedFish | 03:02:48 | I couldn't power bounce my way out of this one. |
| Giga | 03:31:09 | Who knew Bowser had actual RPG mechanics? |