| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Niamek | 00:00:00 | |
| riocoys | 00:31:11 | The most "Eh, it's fine" game I've played |
| Remnant | 00:35:08 | Shield bash OP |
| Giga | 00:37:26 | I have seen the future and it is full of furries |
| Pikapals | 00:39:20 | The 100 health max defense boss is my favorite |
| shoehorse | 00:39:54 | Earlier tonight I heard two raccoons having sex on my porch. Somehow this game was an even more unfortunate experience. |
| sp0ck1 | 00:40:57 | The cheats are a lie |
| poptart_cat | 00:43:19 | batman gets mad and punches a computer one hundred times |
| Altermentality | 00:45:54 | I'm quick and nimble when I don't need to be |
| Synii | 00:52:40 | PLAY ON! |
| TossedFish | 00:55:21 | Gotta love N64 platforming |