| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| pieper | 00:00:00 | 4th place was good enough for me. Can't mash to save my life. |
| Remnant | 00:00:00 | Skiing said no |
| tapioca | 00:00:00 | |
| TossedFish | 00:00:00 | |
| Synii | 00:35:39 | Aerials. Still can't figure out how to land them |
| shoehorse | 00:43:57 | To be fair, I had a 10 second head start |
| riocoys | 01:07:06 | Bad at mashing but we got the gold! |
| Giga | 01:11:00 | I paid to win two decades ago |
| poptart_cat | 01:27:07 | I'm talkin bout Mountain Dews, baby |
| sp0ck1 | 03:25:32 | When is golf getting in the Winter Olympics? |