| Player | Time | Comment | 
|---|---|---|
| Flant | 02:18:33 | I'm pretty sure i button mashed for so long i became physically ill | 
| yarts | 02:31:33 | Fun fun fun game | 
| Synii | 02:34:16 | I can't feel my hands anymore! | 
| Eufy | 02:35:22 | couch co op with the wife was fun for the first 50 levels and then it became a slog | 
| tapioca | 02:38:30 | the true mechanics of this game will always be a mystery | 
| Magicalgnome | 02:41:17 | I think my d-pad thumb is bleeding. | 
| Giga | 02:42:05 | You gotta eat the human paste | 
| shoehorse | 02:51:06 | No game in recent memory has made me quite this nostalgic for my couch co-op days | 
| sp0ck1 | 02:52:12 | /comment Don't take geography lessons from Rampage. That said, very easy 3 hours of my life. | 
| Altermentality | 03:07:28 | Lit sequel to Mario is Missing | 
| Remnant | 03:15:38 | More repetitive than Rush. Just play Rush instead | 
| poptart_cat | 03:44:01 | had to restart at level 80, nice job idiot |