| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| shoehorse | 00:00:00 | now I know how everyone else feels about On The Ball |
| sp0ck1 | 00:00:00 | Cue the laugh track |
| Magicalgnome | 01:07:38 | It's not nice to call people weird. |
| Flant | 01:16:47 | i can't believe super mario sunshine stole the sandbird from this game |
| poptart_cat | 01:19:51 | Dash! Dash! Dash! |
| TossedFish | 01:46:48 | There's something fishy about that story. |
| Giga | 01:52:59 | One fish, two fish, red fish, eight fish |
| Synii | 02:06:00 | The dragon keeps kidnapping me. Take your flute off of B Synii |
| Remnant | 02:08:12 | RIP Green Dragon, we never knew thee |
| Altermentality | 02:10:36 | Who knew this game was so educational and a secret critique of imperialism? |