| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Flant | 01:43:05 | it's actually german for "the katana, the" |
| poptart_cat | 02:29:10 | Computers today is easy to use. |
| Giga | 02:29:59 | Remember to shift gears from W to R |
| Synii | 02:44:34 | Damn it John Romero, why did you make huge shitty maze with tiny doritos. Games shit just because of that |
| sp0ck1 | 03:26:59 | I took her out, Xena style. |
| riocoys | 00:00:00 | John Romero made me his bitch |
| TossedFish | 00:00:00 | I just can't. |