| Player | Time | Comment | 
|---|---|---|
| Synii | 00:14:27 | Jeniffer is going to read this months later from now and make you say " Why did Synii write that?" | 
| poptart_cat | 00:15:23 | they call him the shooting guard because he's the only one who gets to shoot | 
| Giga | 00:15:34 | E-e-er-e-Superstar | 
| sp0ck1 | 00:15:41 | "Who is Rik Smits?" "Just...don't worry about it. It doesn't matter." | 
| riocoys | 00:15:43 | Absolute Boomer takes on this one | 
| Remnant | 00:17:19 | Why slam dunk when you can do a fancy layup? |