| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| poptart_cat | 02:15:30 | love this game :) |
| Synii | 03:20:13 | Why is your level so awful Utah |
| Remnant | 03:33:42 | When you clear the level but die before teleporting out |
| Giga | 04:22:15 | Can't escape California |
| TossedFish | 00:00:00 | I hope the alien garbage man gets a good pension. |