| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Giga | 00:00:00 | No comply |
| doctortimewarp | 00:00:00 | |
| Revven | 00:00:00 | impossible game as it always has been |
| sg4e | 00:00:00 | |
| poptart_cat | 00:57:49 | my boy chad never lets me down |
| tapioca | 01:36:10 | no comply |
| pieper | 01:56:24 | grinds and manuals carried me |
| JTB | 02:53:11 | Tony Hawk's Pro Arthritis |
| sp0ck1 | 04:13:35 | Don't go into Philadelphia underleveled while drinking your juice in the hood |