| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Remnant | 00:30:29 | "Do you speedrun this?" is the best compliment I've ever gotten |
| Giga | 00:34:46 | Who knows what the microplastics do, but we'll all find out together in 30 years or so! |
| shoehorse | 00:35:27 | |
| sp0ck1 | 00:44:52 | So that's why they're always honking in Chicago |
| TossedFish | 00:48:51 | People of Chicago, learn how to drive. |
| Kumama | 00:00:00 |