| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| sp0ck1 | 00:26:21 | "I've been here the whole time!" - the power meter |
| safersea | 00:30:58 | has golf and a penguin bowler. will boo you. |
| riocoys | 00:31:12 | Unfortunately, no cosmic bowling makes this objectively worse than the previous bowling game |
| Kumama | 00:36:20 | |
| TossedFish | 00:44:15 |