| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Giga | 00:12:50 | The soccer pitch that makes you old, an M. Night Shyamalan game |
| poptart_cat | 00:13:49 | shoutouts to chumbawamba for preventing a jeremy mcgrath-type situation |
| sp0ck1 | 00:14:18 | Time passes differently in the FIFA dimension |
| Remnant | 00:15:27 | Farewell to sports. You were not the best of them. |
| Kumama | 00:25:02 |