| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| sg4e | 00:00:00 | |
| KrzyforBacon | 00:00:00 | have to cheat to move on and I'm a 3Head |
| Altermentality | 00:00:00 | |
| sp0ck1 | 00:00:00 | Back to Chicago |
| shoehorse | 00:00:00 | Cheated my way to the midpoint of the game. Don't have the heart to go on. |
| Giga | 00:00:00 | Why am I here |
| poptart_cat | 03:47:46 | eliwood should have stayed in jail |
| tapioca | 05:08:10 | im a soulless man |
| Remnant | 05:15:22 | |
| pieper | 05:37:08 | its over |