| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| doctortimewarp | 00:00:00 | |
| sg4e | 00:00:00 | |
| poptart_cat | 01:49:14 | sarge got 5* vikki out of the gumball gacha in one pull, what a legend |
| tapioca | 02:12:33 | better than the first one |
| pieper | 02:40:42 | |
| shoehorse | 02:55:50 | still think they should have called it "Cola Duty" |
| Giga | 03:10:20 | He claims to be good to go, but is he really? Are any of us? |
| sp0ck1 | 04:29:11 | The robots just want to be loved, man |