| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Remnant | 00:00:00 | False ending is good enough |
| Flant | 03:58:27 | all the forced backtracking of DK64 without any of the comedy |
| tapioca | 05:49:44 | what an adventure. I'm glad I bought the DLC key |
| pieper | 06:21:39 | my favorite fruit was pretzel |
| poptart_cat | 06:24:53 | no buttons were necessary, so I focused on the fun |
| shoehorse | 06:28:40 | for a game that wasn't that good, that wasn't that bad. |