| Player | Time | Comment | 
|---|---|---|
| yarts | 00:00:00 | i can't spell forfeit | 
| sp0ck1 | 00:00:00 | It's a shadow riddle! | 
| DerpyDragon15 | 00:00:00 | |
| Giga | 04:54:25 | Giga is the Superstar | 
| tapioca | 05:31:56 | dedicating my win to Karl Marx, without him horror land wouldn't have been possible | 
| poptart_cat | 05:35:24 | there's never enough hootenannies | 
| sg4e | 05:35:28 | |
| Flant | 05:42:06 | top left of bowser land is a helltrap, note to self never to go there again holy moly | 
| pieper | 05:54:31 | didn't get to make cakes :( | 
| Allyoucaneat | 06:22:37 | had to re-do spaceland after losing to a last turn hidden box star :( | 
| Altermentality | 06:23:16 | bowser sphynx strikes again | 
| shoehorse | 06:45:55 | Great game! They should really make more than two of these. |