| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| shoehorse | 01:14:38 | No, Timmy, we already have F-Zero at home. |
| tapioca | 01:17:56 | is this tron |
| Flant | 01:20:16 | should've stayed as the boulder |
| sp0ck1 | 01:28:37 | it's better than AeroGauge |
| Giga | 01:30:03 | All hail FERGUS |
| sg4e | 01:40:21 | |
| poptart_cat | 02:02:27 | worst racing game since beetle adventure |
| Remnant | 02:52:52 | "Volcano is the garbage cherry on top of this sundae of trash" |