| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| sg4e | 00:00:00 | I'm stuck in a bad N64 platformer and I can't get out! |
| tapioca | 05:14:20 | THIS RACE BROUGHT TO YOU BY NEWMAN'S OWN - 100% OF PROFITS TO CHARITY |
| Giga | 06:04:06 | The corn revolution is upon us |
| poptart_cat | 06:41:27 | wait what's she gonna do with those feathers |
| shoehorse | 07:05:20 |