| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| JT_Mad | 00:00:00 | i cant believe how unlucky i am i litweally wiuld have ogt the wortld rewcord in this game its ibnbelieveaBLE IM SO SKILLED BUT NJO ONE IS AS UNLICKY AS ME |
| Niamek | 01:08:06 | Time trial is surprisingly fun. |
| poptart_cat | 01:20:09 | We race. We die. There is no beauty anymore. |
| TossedFish | 01:24:42 | Bad Luck! No Reward! |
| Remnant | 01:50:33 | Mapping all the walls with my face |
| shoehorse | 03:05:47 | Wipeout: I expect perfection; nothing less will suffice. / Me: Okay, here's my perfect lap! / Wipeout: Well done, child. I shall reward you with a bronze medal. / Me: ... |
| sp0ck1 | 04:33:57 | So when we stood beneath the burning sun of Nevada all those years ago and demonstrated our anti-gravity system to an astonished world, I realized that life on the planet would never be the same again |
| Synii | 04:39:55 | 15-20 minutes to beat race mode. 3.5 hours to beat time trial. 3 AND A HALF HOURS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH |