| Player | Time | Comment | 
|---|---|---|
| Altermentality | 00:00:00 | |
| sp0ck1 | 00:00:00 | This isn't a true forfeit, it's just me having lost an hour mid-playthrough and moving on to play poker. Beautiful morning, isn't it? | 
| Synii | 00:32:21 | Even with the nostalgia kid me had with this game, I still think this isn't a good game. | 
| BMac_Attack_64 | 00:52:28 | Yes, you have to do bathroom stuff. | 
| poptart_cat | 01:47:13 | https://i.imgur.com/CNIUBCi.png | 
| Remnant | 01:52:05 | Much more fun after you understand the controls | 
| Giga | 02:04:17 | I have to respect at least a little bit the dumb stuff the game will let you do to yourself | 
| TossedFish | 02:09:59 | Mission: Impossible ahead of it's time. Genderless bathrooms. The stalls however, haven't gotten there yet. |