| Player | Time | Comment | 
|---|---|---|
| Niamek | 00:40:05 | |
| shoehorse | 00:40:19 | On the moon you always face the earth | 
| pieper | 00:40:57 | |
| BMac_Attack_64 | 00:44:55 | Trees on the moon? | 
| Allyoucaneat | 00:45:32 | |
| tapioca | 00:48:25 | Shoutouts to Eric L. Pribyl, inventor of the Coke freestyle machine. I'm sorry I doubted your existence | 
| JP_NASA | 00:48:48 | Eric Pribyl is the GOAT | 
| Synii | 00:48:58 | You've got the speed! You've got the power! To CRUUUUUUUUUISE the world! | 
| doctortimewarp | 00:53:43 | naming my kid Xion | 
| poptart_cat | 00:54:01 | |
| Remnant | 01:02:37 | TFW you're laughing too hard at patents to game at racing | 
| riocoys | 01:11:40 | |
| sp0ck1 | 01:21:50 | Cruise Freestyle |