| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Altermentality | 00:00:00 | |
| Giga | 00:00:00 | That's a quality wall right there |
| Magicalgnome | 00:00:00 | I love this game. It does not love me. |
| Remnant | 00:00:00 | Maximum Power! |
| sp0ck1 | 00:00:00 | This game is like credit card debt |
| tapioca | 01:28:18 | I'm trying to win the race, but the clap of david mariner's ass cheeks keeps capsizing my jetski |
| shoehorse | 01:51:36 | ok. okay. ooooookay. OOOKAYY!! |
| sg4e | 03:38:01 | |
| poptart_cat | 05:05:53 | there are people out there, people you trust, who will tell you this game is good. don't believe them. |
| NekoinALydian | 05:07:30 | I still dont feel like I fully understand the game. Game seems incredibly random at times. |