| Player | Time | Comment | 
|---|---|---|
| riocoys | 00:00:00 | |
| Synii | 00:00:00 | N64 helicopter games peaked at Nuclear Strike 64 | 
| tapioca | 00:00:00 | |
| poptart_cat | 01:18:15 | wanna party tonight? | 
| TossedFish | 02:04:53 | The person who brought death & destruction. https://i.imgur.com/8yJUKMg.png | 
| shoehorse | 02:34:25 | Fake item boxes: they're not just for kart racers anymore. | 
| sp0ck1 | 02:59:06 | This game made me want to throw my controller across the room. I can't do that without consequence, so instead I forfeit (but hit the wrong button). |