| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| CivilYoshi | 00:27:00 | disabling traffic is for chumps |
| yarts | 00:28:17 | |
| JTB | 00:28:29 | CRUISNNNNNNNNNNN CRUISNNNN USAAAAYAYAYA |
| doctortimewarp | 00:28:59 | "wait it's all California?" "Always has been." |
| Muk1000 | 00:29:40 | My Z-button finger is tired |
| KrzyforBacon | 00:31:46 | had to redo the first map GACHI BUS |
| shoehorse | 00:31:50 | sniped on Bev Hills and DC. Womp womp. |
| tapioca | 00:33:15 | 24:07:08 IGT!!! Yacruisa 0 |
| Giga | 00:33:35 | Woo (Woo) |
| Remnant | 00:36:31 | Cruis'n California |
| nightmare47 | 00:36:38 | i got FUCKED in Iowa |
| Wraxend | 00:37:01 | I never knew California constituted half of the USA OhISee |
| Revven | 00:37:56 | revvenBog |
| hydromedia | 00:38:05 | revvenGob |
| poptart_cat | 00:40:58 | lost in the forest for fifteen minutes |
| sg4e | 00:41:24 | |
| sp0ck1 | 00:47:04 | I played this game all the way through four days ago and still got 17th :) |
| DerpyDragon15 | 00:52:06 |