| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Synii | 00:00:00 | game froze after beating stage 9, can't go any further |
| poptart_cat | 00:22:28 | Occupation: Millionaire |
| riocoys | 00:28:47 | Praise be Time Out cheese! |
| BMac_Attack_64 | 00:33:43 | |
| JP_NASA | 00:41:10 | Austreirian Reality TV just hits different. |
| sp0ck1 | 00:53:20 | I'll slap ya when I'm lookin' at ya |
| Magicalgnome | 00:53:47 | I am a 2 year old Cyber Ninja, here to save the world. |