| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Altermentality | 00:00:00 | LOSER |
| Flant | 01:05:42 | I ain't your gunbuddy, gunfriend! |
| tapioca | 01:30:34 | all women are queenlords |
| TossedFish | 01:41:58 | Setting off a nuke to save your girlfriend. Just another day in San Francisco. |
| poptart_cat | 01:47:26 | mister steal yo girl |
| sp0ck1 | 02:37:04 | I found the girl of my dreams while parallel parking |
| Remnant | 02:44:39 | I'm here to cross bridges and save queens, and I'm all out of queens |