| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Remnant | 01:28:18 | Study finds children shorter than adults |
| poptart_cat | 01:48:11 | https://i.imgur.com/0RsXlvt.png |
| Muk1000 | 01:54:53 | I want to subscribe to that paperboy who just shattered the neighbor's window |
| Synii | 02:04:16 | Now look what you've done |
| shoehorse | 02:05:37 | after 2+ hours I *still* don't know how to go fast |