| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| sp0ck1 | 00:00:00 | Me and the bug both fell...we fell. |
| Synii | 00:00:00 | I had to deal with controller issues for over an hour, the minimap is complete shit and I can't see a thing. Fuck this game |
| poptart_cat | 00:44:31 | |
| shoehorse | 00:59:41 | honestly, it doesn't suck |
| Giga | 01:11:32 | Good work, Marine. |
| TossedFish | 01:14:35 | I don't like this video game, can we trade it at blockbuster for a new one mom? |
| Remnant | 01:34:25 | Mission objective: Good Work Marine! |