| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| poptart_cat | 00:15:06 | that's right, it's a california game |
| Remnant | 00:38:22 | Bomb Tennis is best tennis |
| TossedFish | 00:39:02 | Suck it Gustavo |
| riocoys | 00:47:22 | the bold decision of a tennis game to not follow the rules of tennis |
| safersea | 00:54:45 | quiet please! |
| Giga | 00:00:00 | It's not Mario Tennis, and it's not post-Mania Super Mario 64 70 Star. Two great downfalls |
| sp0ck1 | 00:00:00 | I feel what you're picking up. I am your hand. |
| Synii | 00:00:00 | Hold slightly left: OUT! Hold sligthly right: OUT! Hold slightly up: OUT! Bake Mario a cake: OUT! Pull the master sword: OUT! Hey, listen: OUT! But: OUT! Out? OUT! In? OUT! Quiet please: OUT! |