| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Synii | 02:33:52 | WOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOAH |
| shoehorse | 02:36:41 | Mayongo. |
| BMac_Attack_64 | 02:37:23 | This is not a bad game. |
| riocoys | 02:41:10 | |
| poptart_cat | 02:41:47 | it's like if new york was a tank, who was a mister saturn, who was an amongus pointing |
| TossedFish | 02:42:43 | What a miserable experience. Worse than mango flavored mayo. |
| Giga | 02:44:11 | The All Dressed flavour is not a creation of God |
| Niamek | 02:47:39 | This was an adventure. Had more fun than I thought. |
| Remnant | 02:51:22 | This week, our crew describes clouds, debates the existence of a freestyle condiment machine, and gets a pizza delivered to jail. |
| tapioca | 03:06:45 | Spock's Pizza - At Folsom Prison |
| sp0ck1 | 03:24:58 | I was late to the race because they arrested my pizza. Also, "It's A Pandora's Box of Mayonnaise" |