| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Giga | 00:14:43 | The team occupying the left side of your screen will be...Canada. The team occupying the right side of your screen will be...Canada. |
| sp0ck1 | 00:16:35 | Inside of you, there are two Ronaldos. Neither of them is Cristiano. |
| poptart_cat | 00:19:11 | english commentators...no...my bombas |
| Kumama | 00:00:00 |