| Player | Time | Comment | 
|---|---|---|
| poptart_cat | 00:09:33 | clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly | 
| Vandal | 00:09:49 | what the fuck is defense | 
| Giga | 00:09:58 | Wayne Gretzky was most famous for his special Turbo ability | 
| pieper | 00:15:27 | scored 9 goals the first game D: . Let's go Blues! | 
| JP_NASA | 00:16:13 | bad ice physics, good game | 
| tapioca | 00:16:21 | game separated the Waynes from the Waint's | 
| sp0ck1 | 00:16:54 | that goalie was like a brick wall! In fact, he was a brick wall! | 
| shoehorse | 00:17:26 | Mostly just waited for the game to end, not entirely unlike the real thing | 
| Muk1000 | 00:18:28 | I beat the Ducks and that's what matters |