| Player | Time | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| pieper | 00:23:26 | got lucky in holland |
| yarts | 00:27:45 | cruiiiisinn' yyyyeeeeaaaaaaahhhh |
| JTB | 00:28:10 | imagine leaving a comment when this race won't get recorded |
| Wraxend | 00:37:36 | Cruis'n Ireland |
| shoehorse | 00:41:28 | *Tibetan screaming* |
| Muk1000 | 00:43:19 | Might have used save states for this |
| DerpyDragon15 | 00:49:36 | |
| Remnant | 00:59:00 | What is collision? |
| doctortimewarp | 00:59:30 | game is shit |
| tapioca | 01:14:05 | no cheats all gamer |
| poptart_cat | 01:34:18 | this game can cruis'n my ass |
| sg4e | 01:39:12 | Totally legit TehePelo |