| Player | Time | Comment | 
|---|---|---|
| Muk1000 | 00:00:00 | |
| Wraxend | 00:00:00 | Ernie's yearning for 8 balls is so powerful it kept crashing the game | 
| Giga | 00:14:51 | 7K | 
| Vandal | 00:15:48 | swish! from downtown! swish! yayyy! from downtown! | 
| tapioca | 00:16:09 | Giga_3+4K | 
| poptart_cat | 00:16:27 | can you tell me how to get to sesame street? no really i've been looking for hours | 
| pieper | 00:16:51 | 9-8 | 
| shoehorse | 00:17:39 | 45 out of 54 possible balls in the final two bonus games :) | 
| sp0ck1 | 00:19:01 | I can't believe Ernie is such a gatekeeper | 
| Kaitou_Monkey | 00:20:26 | Elmo wants to be a basketball player but only has baseballs sad |